Rockin' the red this year big fella, but did you hear about this thing called 'Colour blocking'? I don't know if it's still in, but have you considered throwing some green trousers on with that coat? Just a suggestion. I love your commitment to the beard by the way, especially since Movember was like SO last month and all.
Anyhoo, I don't usually ask for much, so this year I'm going all in. Just do your best, that's all I ask, k?
|Fuck off Miranda Kerr|
2. Santa, tonight as I was walking down the hall, we heard an unusual cracking sound. We realised it was coming from my back. This shit is just not funny any more! I am 30 years old for Pete's sake, can I please trade this geriatric spine for one more suited to my age?
3. I would kill for some will power. For the most part, I want the will power to do some exercise, but also a little will power to resist the box of chocolate biscuits sitting on the bench. Please. Please. Please. Because I just can't stop. Or start. Whatever.
4. Christmas beetles be gone. Enough said.
5. I have to flip the switch here. If I could wish for just one thing, no matter how extravagant it may be, then please Santa Clause, with all my heart I beg that you afford my babies long and happy lives. May they never experience ill health, heartache or hardship, may they be ambitious and work hard to achieve their dreams, and may they one day serenade me with 'Mama' by Boyz II Men.
And that, dear readers, is what I wish for.
Now I am passing the baton to 5 bloggers who's wish list I would love to see. I do know many of my favourites have already been tagged, so if you are mentioned below and you have already posted your wishlist then excuse my blushing cheeks as I acknowledge that I haven't read it.