I enjoy reading the entries in Sarah's FFS link party over at Dear Baby G each week, but until today I couldn't really write a genuine contribution. I already mentioned that I was in a mood this week, and today it seems to have amplified. Today of all days...Last night H wouldn't eat his dinner. I told M I thought he might not be feeling well. M put him to bed as punishment for not eating. H asked me to lie down with him. I did for approximately 5 minutes, then I told him I had to clean the kitchen and I would be back to check on him. I heard him scream out and ran in to find him vomiting The Exorcist style all through his bed... FFS
I planned to have an early night but didn't get to sleep until 11:30pm... FFS
Insomnia was probably caused by the five Tim Tams I ate before bed... FFS
Today is my birthday and I was woken at 6am. No sleep in on my birthday? FFS
I went to sleep in my 20's and woke up in my 30's... FFS
M wins Husband of the Year award for giving me a sewing machine, new laptop and hot air balloon ride for my birthday, NOT FFS, however...
He was trying to make up for last year when all he gave me were socks, socks that were far too big for my size 6 1/2 foot... FFS*
After making me breakfast M had to go to work, it was at this time that H decided to have a bowel eruption, no doubt related to last nights epic vomit, resulting in me having to clean poo off him, his clothes, and the floor, ON MY BIRTHDAY... FFS
Then I discovered that my Google Feedburner has shit itself as well, and it now says I have ZERO subscribers. Either that or you've all given up on me already... FFS
The house was lovely and tidy, but the little buggers have trashed it today... FFS
And to top it all off, A doesn't want to nap longer than half an hour today, so she's cranky, and my plans of kicking back and relaxing on my birthday have gone out the window... FFS
So there you have it, my first FFS Friday. And now I have to go because A is crawling up my leg and it appears that she has a stinky nappy. FFS!
*I'll never forget that one and I vow to use it against him every chance I get
Happy Birthday sweets, I hope your day improves. Love the pressies! that's gotta make you feel better.
ReplyDeleteThank you. It did improve with a Maltesers McFlurry with extra fudge. Made me extra McHappy x
DeleteYou got the hot air balloon ride!!!! I am so super excited for you! Stepping up M! Is he man enough to go with you?
ReplyDeleteOh man, I just knew when you posted about the spew on facebook last night that today might not go so well. If you want someone to come round and listen to whinging tonight let me know, I ain't doing anything! And I can bring wine!
I KNOW! He sure is man enough, I cannot wait!
DeleteDude I can't drink 2 nights in a row, I don't have the stamina lol
Happy birthday, love!!! Get into that hot air balloon and forget all your worries! x
ReplyDeleteThanks Grace :) x
DeleteHappy Birthday!! Hope your day gets better!!
ReplyDeleteThank you :)
DeleteHAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!!
ReplyDeleteAs always - thanks for the laughs that you provide !!!! What great presents (except for the hot air balloon ride - I wouldn't like that one !)
Let's #drunktweetfriday tonight (if you aren't out partying !!)
Have the best birthday night ever !
Me
PS - 30 is really not that bad - in a couple I will be 50 - now that is scary !!!! Until I am there of course and then it really isn't that bad !
Thank you!
DeleteYou're so sweet.
I haven't figured out what the deal is with hash tags? I'm still new at the whole twitter thing, a little late to the party hehehe xx
Happy Birthday! I hope it gets better for you. :)
ReplyDeleteThank you, it certainly did improve x
DeleteHAPPY BIRTHADY KEL!!
ReplyDeleteSounds like you need a few days off lovely :) without any crap! I'm laughing at the oversized socks... Glad he made it for it this year.
And no we haven't given up on you girl...
Thank you! A few days off? I don't even know what that means!
DeleteGlad to hear you haven't given up on me x